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Tobias

Tobias is the name of a guy who is very found of horror related things. He'll always be down to talk about horror movies while eating a bowl of cereal. His favorite cereal, no matter what the choices are, is Colossal Crunch. He also is very found of clowns, dolls, masks, and has a huge obsession with the Silent Hill franchise. Pyramid Head is his go to favorite character, and he wants Pyramid Head to be in every game. Yes, he even wants Pyramid Head in Mario Kart. But no matter what, he'll always be willing to talk about your problems, he'll always be there for you. He may be allergic to everything, but that doesn't stop him from telling the world about how great Pyramid Head is. Even though he loves horror themed things with a passion, he is still a very wholesome guy to talk to. If you have a Tobias in your life, be thankful for them.
"You can tell he's a Tobias as he has questionable pictures of Pyramid Head on his phone."
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Tobias

Practically a gorilla with a huge dong, pleasuring all the women who needs it. Smart and sometimes funny a Tobias is a very sensitive and caring human being (still practically a gorilla). He is always the alpha male in his area and no one dares to take his role as the alpha male because they know he will eat them like an easy pwo meal. If you treat Tobias as a friend, he will treat you likewise.
That dude is massive!
Yeah he sure is.
He must be a Tobias
by Thepiffting January 14, 2020
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Tobias loves anime and even wears anime shirts he is an amazing person and is a great friend.
Tobias is so nice
by Boooty cheeks December 5, 2019
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by fuckoffwanker November 23, 2016
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Ugh he’s always a Tobias
by Thickstine69 March 26, 2019
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Tobias

"Whos that crackhead lizard"
"Thats Tobias"
by hatie-natie May 21, 2019
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To-be-(an)-ass
Tobias is such a Tobias
by Hauge Fuckboi October 5, 2019
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