Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

toasted head

giving head a fire crotch

sucking ginger dick is like giving toasted head

by Bill loves you 4ev. August 25, 2008

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

Toasted Thunder

1. a slightly tanner version of vanilla thunder.

mannn, ima get me some toasted thunder.

by packratt5 July 17, 2009

toasted dope nugget

a pot head eating a chicken nugget.

Your such a toasted dope nugget!

by varholaj April 12, 2011

Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012