toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade January 6, 2008

toast

A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.

"Hey, you guys wanna play toast?"

by rockandrollmcdonalds October 18, 2006

Toast

toast is used when a guy says sweet,nice things to a girl

Dont mind him his just trying to toast me

by Tobi Tobs May 7, 2007

Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.

Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...

by ButchMcMellon August 2, 2017

Toast

Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.

Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."

by Crucival January 20, 2016

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

toast

a word used my your friends to describe how drunk you are to the rest of your friends

*Steph drinking lots again*
Sara: Steph's TOAST!

by mike04 January 3, 2006