Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)

Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*

by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006

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Squirrelling

To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush

Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park

by Ainsley_Bond December 10, 2021

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Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.

Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!

by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 14, 2019

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Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester

Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!

by Dark hole of depression October 03, 2018

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Squirrel

Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 02, 2022

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