tinkeritis

When your obsession with developing your system configs outweighs the repercussions of real life.

While the professor was explaining polymorphism, I was busy configuring my dwm config.h.

I guess I have tinkeritis.

by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021

Molly Tinker

A phrase for someone who protects someone she’s never like they’ve been friends for 10 years

Why are you Molly Tinkering? You’ve only known her 5 minutes

by EkinSiuuuu July 14, 2022

Tinker's damn

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.

I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.

by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025

Tinker Her Bells

“Tinker” meaning fuck or rearrange “bells” meaning pussy, vagina

“ Got a bad b**** she foreign, she pretty I tinker her bells I ain’t talking bout Disney”

by Gho5t writer June 14, 2022

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019

tinker hulk

A tiny but fierce person resembling tinkerbell such as blond hair and the anger of the hulk

Dang she just tinker hulked it

by Tallguy23 February 26, 2017

Tinker Fluff

The smegma under a gay man's foreskin.

Watch out for Larry, he doesn't clean his Tinker Fluff.

by "Steve" Patel May 7, 2021