When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
Get the Tinker Wanker Syndrome mug.Always lad that is no taller than 5'5 he is always super angry and feisty always getting angry over the small things like playful insults. He always gets the same haircuts never daring to change even though he "try's to change it". And i think they dont poo
Person 1: you see that bloke why is he so angry
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
by i will eat lincolns toes November 25, 2024
Get the archie tinker mug.The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.
by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025
Get the Tinker's damn mug.(noun) something small and bothersome, rubbish, which in turn also suggests something quite insignificant and worthless, about to be thrown away. When referring to persons, it is slightly depreciatory, used especially for inferior, impish, and incompetent persons. The noun is mainly used in Britain for mischievous children or irish gypsies, as well as small devilish beings with supernatural powers.
by realanem900 June 7, 2023
Get the tinker mug.Easily the best teacher in the entire school.
Likes to get into random discussions during class (makes it fun).
And Gets along with colleagues well.
Likes to get into random discussions during class (makes it fun).
And Gets along with colleagues well.
by ImBetterL June 13, 2023
Get the Mr. Tinker mug.When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.
by JTink March 4, 2023
Get the Tinker Bell mug.When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.
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