Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

Tinkering

Making the ideas come to life.

As I started tinkering, I started to create a beautiful artistic piece of a creation.

by WriterU March 6, 2024

james tinker

A hot tall guy who has the heart of a champion usually can be compared to a Disney kids show lead character

“Wow I’m jealous of you are dating james tinker”

by WittneyBiatch88741 June 17, 2022

Tinker Fluff

The smegma under a gay man's foreskin.

Watch out for Larry, he doesn't clean his Tinker Fluff.

by "Steve" Patel May 7, 2021

rats tinkers darn

not caring about something.

"I don't give a rats tinkers darn what you do!"

by pleauism June 16, 2009

tinker hulk

A tiny but fierce person resembling tinkerbell such as blond hair and the anger of the hulk

Dang she just tinker hulked it

by Tallguy23 February 26, 2017

goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.

Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024