When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.
Colleague "Good Morning Robert"
Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).
Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).
by Stigerman June 25, 2009
A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016
A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
Man, it's been a Hughes morning!
by DWS197812 April 09, 2015
by Morning Splooge April 08, 2017
A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.
by Midgetlover69420 June 28, 2020
by Tarry Haylor October 14, 2013