dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022

noose neck

A term used for a man who has a lot of kids and wears the same clothes a lot.

Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.

by Red Bull Slushie January 31, 2023

Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket

Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.

by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021

Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014