net-fucker

a person who spends days on the internet at a time. usually late at night or very early in the morning.

he's a recluse and a net-fucker!

by freezerbag February 5, 2009

poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans

Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.

by front porch April 9, 2007

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008

Net Neutrality

Ironically, these definitions will probably all mysteriously disappear from the internet, should there come a day when society truly needs to understand what it is. How convenient...

Now that net neutrality is a thing of the past, all content on the internet is under the direct jurisdiction of the government...or the highest bidder

by Visari01 September 9, 2014

net whore

Someone who strives for attention online

Vee is such a net whore

by Veg October 2, 2003

Sky Net

The networked computers GIS students use to produce maps. The computers crash and get overloaded with software calculations occasionally taking hours of map data and flushing it down the toilet. Simply in reference that your computer is crashing or F***ing you over...

Damnit Sky Net is down! Sky Net is taking over!

by TOMcatXENO March 27, 2007

aqua net

hair spray of the 80s

because i had a white man's fro, i did not use aqua net in the 4th grade.

by whitey McWhite May 11, 2004