This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015
Get the Helen Kellermug. In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016
Get the Helen Kellermug. A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.
by andjee December 28, 2020
Get the The Helen Kellermug. Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you
by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019
Get the Helen Keller Effectmug. When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly
by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025
Get the Helen Kellermug. Doing literally nothing all day.
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024
Get the A day in the life of Helen Kellermug. by soldierthatdiedtoHelenKeller October 16, 2019
Get the Helen Kellermug.