D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Gooner

Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.

Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.

by ThatFreak6996 January 5, 2024

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Gooner

What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.

That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.

by Kulacal February 8, 2025

Gooner

A state of mind of mind similar to Natalie

Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!

by Goonking December 27, 2024

gooner sauce

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner

A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning

Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."

by anonymous July 8, 2024