mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

Diddler

Diddler is a newer term coined from P. Diddy, as he had a sexual assault case involving a minor. If you're called a diddler, you're more than likely being compared to P. Diddy, and your current actions are probably illegal or taboo

"I heard Jason got in trouble for sexting a minor..."
"I didn't know he was a diddler!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024

diddler

one who touches his ding dong or in fancier terms a penis

"that diddler over there is next to my girlfriend"

by anonymous July 17, 2022

The Diddler

A meme-inspired nickname for Sean “Diddy” Combs, playing off the allegations tied to his controversial Freak Off Parties. The term pokes fun at his alleged involvement in shady, secretive activities and is often used online when referencing his rumored parties or questionable behavior in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

“Every time ‘The Diddler’ trends, you know something wild is about to surface.”

by IRSAgents October 6, 2024

Diddler

A diddler is someone who partakes or indulges in peculiar and weird sexual activities or kinks involving the same or opposite gender.

Tracy asked me last night if I could lick her belly button and make dog noises “she’s such a diddler”

by Gooner_spooner12 May 29, 2025