A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."
"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."
by supergamefury April 21, 2025
Get the Dallas Diddlermug. Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
Get the Closet Diddlermug. Point of no return, where someone's sexual fetishes or preferences become unethical, either by violating the consent of an adult or by violating someone who can not give informed consent.
They had gotten to a point of no return, to cross the diddler's line would mean to violate every ethical norm one could think of.
by Conn Ó Cuinn May 1, 2023
Get the diddler's linemug. 
A diddler is someone who partakes or indulges in peculiar and weird sexual activities or kinks involving the same or opposite gender.
Tracy asked me last night if I could lick her belly button and make dog noises “she’s such a diddler”
by Gooner_spooner12 May 29, 2025
Get the Diddlermug. A meme-inspired nickname for Sean “Diddy” Combs, playing off the allegations tied to his controversial Freak Off Parties. The term pokes fun at his alleged involvement in shady, secretive activities and is often used online when referencing his rumored parties or questionable behavior in a tongue-in-cheek manner.
by IRSAgents October 6, 2024
Get the The Diddlermug. by Bsjejdnndididkdmnes December 8, 2022
Get the Diddlermug.