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Dictator blood

(Noun) a quality possessed by old tyrants that keeps them alive and terrorizing common people.
I thought COVID-19 might kill Trump, but he has dictator blood.
by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020
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Dictator

the asshole who runs north Korea and bitches all day only one person was able to make a documentary about him (person who takes control of a country obtains power by force)
Stop being such a dictator you don't control the U.S.
by the $@#$#@$3 May 27, 2015
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Dictate

A Impire of ruthless proportions when it's comes to women.
That Dictate is a Pimpire Impire...ya heard.
by Pre-Oxford April 24, 2017
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Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm
"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."
by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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dictator smock

Smock-like shirt-blouse-tunic-coat favored by dictators and dictator-wannabes such as Kim Jong Un, Dr. Evil, Gadaffi, and Hillary Clinton.
Check out the dictator smock that Hillary Clinton was wearing for her speech last night. She must be taking fashion advice from Kim Jong Il.
by Juan230 June 1, 2016
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Dictator

Ruler of a large amount of land/people

Sounds a lot like penis potato
He he , dictator sounds like a genitile spud
by Nigga_cheese October 18, 2014
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