Cynic: "Everyone sucks!"
Person: "If you really think all people are bad, do you also think you are the one in 8 billion that isn't?"
Person: "If you really think all people are bad, do you also think you are the one in 8 billion that isn't?"
by Education Floor August 26, 2023
Get the Cynicmug. by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the The cynicismmug. Someone who always has to focus on the positive things in life and never worry to keep themselves from going crazy.
The cynic always talked about the light at the end of the tunnel since the tunnel was all he/she could see. Most people are already aware that what can go wrong usually will, what's the point in making something sound bigger and better than what it really is?
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021
Get the Cynicmug. No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Stop being so cynicalmug.