The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug. by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025
Get the Astronaut Kittymug. a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017
Get the astronaut's wifemug. You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style
by Dizzycord March 9, 2022
Get the astronaut stylemug. Codeword for a fussy eater.
Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021
Get the French Astronautmug. "Acronym" for AICP, that means "Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n".
And there's a ton of "Acronyms" More, but if you Just see four words, and the First letters are AICP. It's pro'lly refering to Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n.
And there's a ton of "Acronyms" More, but if you Just see four words, and the First letters are AICP. It's pro'lly refering to Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n.
by RGER December 11, 2023
Get the Astronaut's Internet Cold Placemug. by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025
Get the Astronaut penis lickermug.