Wobbly horse

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.

James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021

Wobbly oven

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach

"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"

by General pamphlet October 9, 2016

dag wobble

The action used to dislodge a piece of fecal matter stubbornly hanging from your butt hole while looking.

" Man that poo didn't want to leave, I even had to do the Dag Wobble to get rid of it"

by 007dumpy November 20, 2016

Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.

Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!

by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006

Wobble donkey

A young female with saggy tits

"She got her tits out but she was a wobble donkey"

by axege July 17, 2014

Wobbly Ankleitis

A disease where women cannot stand or walk straight with heels on, their ankles are wobbly as they walk or stand.

That girl shouldn't wear heels that high when she got that "wobbly ankleitis"!

by heyyygurrrlheyyy July 29, 2012

Wobbly X

A wobbly H performed on Travis Abbott by two feminists wearing strap ons.

I'm not always on Facebook and when I'm not I prefer the wobbly X

by gddctr June 12, 2016