Dr. Waldo

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.

A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"

by Chopersword9 September 24, 2011

Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Waldo

When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.

Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...

by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016

Waldo

A person on Tinder where every picture is of them with a group of people, and you'll spend 5 minutes looking at their profile to confirm that they are, indeed, the fat/ugly one.

I wanted to swipe right, but she was a fucking Waldo, man.

by Enchanted Bunny December 5, 2014

Waldo

A nick name for your chrush who your dululu about

Real Quote: Are they Waldos?

by daily daughter July 10, 2024

young waldo

A player that leaves girls asking themselves "where's Waldo?" When he's already with another girl.

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast April 25, 2014

Milkgie Waldo

A guy who looks like Waldo - loves to drink milk and is addicted to maggie. Funky at all times.

He's a Milkgie Waldo, always drinking milk and eating maggie!

by Katy Platypus July 31, 2017