Vest anger

the feeling of anger and/or aggression because of the restrictions of a vest

*John is in a bad mood and throws phone while wearing a vest* Sally says “ You’re have vest anger, take off your vest and you’ll feel better.

by Stink stink 30000 March 8, 2024

walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.

person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”

by streborarella June 16, 2022

Vest

The incorrect word for Tank Top

Guy 1: Is that a vest?
Guy 2: No, it’s a tank top.

by parallelpseudonym March 21, 2025

cashmere vest

It's where they guy poops on the girl's chest anytime during sex. Or vise versa.

Oh baby, that was so good! A cashmere vest would make this evening perfect!

by Leviathan72 May 29, 2017

going vest

at prom or another party at which you wear a vest with other fancy clothing over it but it's way too hot so you take off your blazer/tux/suit/whatever and wear your vest on the outside.

DAMN, this tux is way hotter than I was expecting! As soon as I get to prom tomorrow night I'm going vest.

by goingvestguy May 30, 2011

the vest

The puffy vest worn by every director for every film they shoot. It gives them power.

Man, he is wearing the vest. He's ready to direct.

by Alex Vixen June 17, 2016

Kevlar Vest

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.

Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*

by chinsaw2727 September 29, 2022