Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling

Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015

Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.

Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?

by jezevec December 4, 2018

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018

turnip for what

Euphemism used to describe a low key but fun event with family and friends where vegetables are served.

I’m going to turnip for what at mom’s house tonight.

by Luz@3leches September 24, 2018

Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.

I f*cking hate turnips!

by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017