Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.

“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”

by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023

Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".

Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father

by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.

My friend keeps trying to Reuben me.

by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025

Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022

Reuben

A strange boy we is in love with Caitlyn but calls her clapped to cover it up.

Reuben is kinda a weirdo

by Melanie Carrot June 6, 2022

reuben beasley

A young man that like men, normally ones with black hair and look depressed

Wow, i think that guy is a reuben beasley

by Meaning-unpolular May 4, 2018