Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.

"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."

by ShankOrWank June 4, 2020

Porter Boy

A young male who is pimped out to elderly couples

Karol: When I was working in a hotel as a porter boy i met so many amazing elderly couples that I had sex with

by psymmetry January 5, 2022

Porter Style

to insist on washing thoroughly before and after sexual intercourse

Malelda was a lovely girl, but did it Porter Style

by Milkymagic April 3, 2011

Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

Imogen Porter

A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!

Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.

awesome Imogen Porter

by Blooper64 December 9, 2013

Joe Porter

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 9, 2020

Porter Poop

-to take a shit in a porter potty

I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!

by cheeseanddijon June 2, 2010