piano pwnage

the word that you use when someone is so fierce and awesome and brutal that they are essentially not playing on the piano, they are pwning it. usually this is a term used in a test of skills, or a 'piano duel'.

DUDE! That guy Victor is dishing out some serious piano pwnage on that giant steinway grand!

by thepianopwner October 25, 2010

Piano Keys

(noun) I mildly humorous term for referring to someones teeth.

"Dear god, that guy just got kicked in the piano keys"!

by Archyis September 6, 2007

Piano tuner

(n), A person employed to come into the home, rearrange the furniture, and annoy the cat. The piano tuner's goal is to ascertain the breaking point of the piano strings.

"Honey, that chair was never over there to begin with, was the piano tuner here again?"

by JH83 April 18, 2010

piano douche

A man that plays the piano and sings really gay songs.

Billy Joel is the biggest piano douche I've ever seen.

by guido#24 July 20, 2009

piano legs

very large or thick legs

Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2009

Piano Slam

n. Loud noise that is heard in horror situations that sounds as if someone is slamming there hands on the keys of a piano

Sometimes its not the jumpscare, but the piano slam that really gets me.

by Sir Aaricus March 29, 2013

cock piano

The act of when Tim watson violently attacks a keyboard or piano with his relatively small penis resulting In a melody

Wana show me your cock piano skills

by Cock piano October 1, 2017