fidget spinner

cancer

person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"

by pacman on crack July 13, 2017

fidget spinner

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.

Remember that day when I f*cked that fidget spinner, it was made from gold.

by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets I’m gonna sue

by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019

Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400

"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

by MONKEYBOYLARSENMONEY!@#$%^&*(! January 8, 2019

Fidget Spinner

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

by jascrazy January 6, 2019

Fidget kids

Fidget kids used to be a very common species now they can be rare and some are crusty 5 yr olds!

Some one:Hey look it’s a fidget kid!
Me: oh.
( fidget kids are kids that collect pops it’s and other toys!)

by Person2.0_ December 31, 2021