Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

clare crawford

It is predicted that the grim reaper will come for her on the 27th of May 2023

Person 1- Oh its the 27th of May, 2023
Person 2- RIP Clare Crawford

by yourdoom May 22, 2017

Tracy Crawford

Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography

Hey dude don’t be a Tracy Crawford

by Realist10284 February 17, 2021

mason crawford

A fat black nigga with a small penis and super small balls

Wow mason crawford is super gay

by bugweiner February 1, 2024

Crawford

Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.

No one:
Literally not a soul:
Crawford: *Flails her hands in the air and screams*

by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019

Jesse crawford

The best father to Exist has family loves him and he's a great dad he is very sweet and can be mean if you correct him 😊

Wow that's a great dad must be a jesse crawford

by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022

Susan Crawford

WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!

Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025