Columbia

Formally known as New Grenada from 1856-1863. Columbia, a 3rd world South American country known for its extreme sense of nationalism, use of cocaine, and plastic surgery was given its name in 1886 by Simon Bolivar. Simon bolivar, chose the name of Columbia as a direct tribute to The District of “Columbia” of the United States, a country which he looked up to greatly.

Oh man, I can’t wait to visit the South American country of Columbia for vacation.

by My logic is undeniable February 11, 2022

Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.

Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021

Columbia

A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them

Columbia: I wish I was dating Columbia

by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023

Columbia

The prettiest girl alive. She short asf, but she got big booty. She is nice, sassy, smart, fine, and got a lot of people liking her. She also is in grade school. She likes to be called cute names, like baby

Columbia is my favorite person in the person.

by Eli_thebeast June 5, 2017

columbia river high school

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.

Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?

Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word

by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020

West Columbia

West Columbia was the first capital of Texas and is full of wanna be crips wich there best friends with all the bloods and all the bitches both catfish and smell like catfish if that makes sence they get passed around by all the athletes and “crips” along with chlamydia.

Did you hear about that gangbang with the crips and jocks? They all caught chlamydia! : no way cuh if you talking about West Columbia I was there!!

by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020

Columbia Day

I confusing way to refer to "Columbus Day."

Hey, It's Columbia Day!

by Avatar_TLAB-fan October 21, 2010