thats what she said

A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...

Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while.
Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream)
person2: o shit this is really slippery
person1: thats what she said...

what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery...

this can be used in anything...

by abdumac August 20, 2006

thats what she said

when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.

"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

by deejaylovesmaddie January 01, 2010

Thats what she said

A phrase said after something completely normal to make it sound sexual.

(TV Commercial for excercise equiptment) : Do you like it hard?
(Boy # 1) : Thats what she said !
(Boy # 2) : What are you talking about?
(Boy # 1) : If you say 'Thats what she said' after someting to make it sound sexual, it's funny.
(Boy # 2) : Oh okay, I get it.

by Smurphhh April 15, 2009

thats what she said

An over used joke that was funny the first three times it was used, for evermore that mark of a person (typically male) desperate for pussy and so horny they can't think strait to come of with a legitimate witty retort/joke.

See "thats gay"

Robert: Man last night was fun
Mike: Thats what she said!
Robert:...no, just, no.

by Roushfan5 May 08, 2010

thats what she said

a phrase invented by god himself
a phrase which makes triple science class fun
a phrase which makes you look like the alpha male
a phrase which can be used anywhere...............

harmless girl attempts to open a door with the wrong key.

harmless girl: dam it wont fit in its too big.

cool guy: thats what she said..oh ya

harmless girl: "sigh"

by confires February 27, 2008

no "that's what she said" intended

Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said

this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.

Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!

Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.

by DJ Russly June 19, 2010

Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 23, 2010