Thanos

A lesbian purple dinosaur with the capability to wipe out 50% of the universe

"What the Thanos!!!????"

by febasif bewn May 20, 2019

Thanos

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.

wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.

by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020

Thanos

Thanos loves rock collecting, adopting random children, and ruining thousand's of lives.

Thanos wants that booty, bois.

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019

Thanos

Somebody who is extremely attractive

Thanos is one sexy boi

by Skdbsjdbdsk March 5, 2019

Thanos

A purple nutsack with a rock collection

"I'll blow that nutsack of a chin right off" - Starlord "Hahahaha" - Thanos

by WonkyGrape1212 August 3, 2019

Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019

Thanos

BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI

THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"

by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019