Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

Tesla Shocker by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018

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tesla-flop

(verb) to say things about your own company that cause it to crash and burn.

Bro just tesla-flopped his company when he tweeted a bunch of fake shit.

tesla-flop by br00t4l September 29, 2018

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Tesla tap

As soon as you see a Tesla vehicle, gently tap your partner and shout Tesla tap. It's a kinder, gentler version of Slug bug. If you Tesla tap, and it's not really a Tesla, your partner can Tesla smack you back.

When Hana and I were driving down the road and saw an on-coming Tesla model 3, she Tesla tapped me.

Tesla tap by eeveeniks December 17, 2018

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Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

Tesla Sams by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019