Tallahassee toothbrush 

The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.

Tallahassee toothbrush by Uncle Adolf September 19, 2016

Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.

While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

Tallahassee Toilet Bowl by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

Tallahassee Bitchlock 

The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.

I lost the key to that padlock and ended up Tallahassee Bitchlocked to Jeremy for several hours.

Tallahassee Bitchlock by Mugatny April 19, 2017

Tallahassee Tickle 

When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.

Jessica gave Dominik a Tallahassee tickle aftrr gettimg into an arguement.

Tallahassee Tickle by Big Papa Hay Hay May 18, 2017

Tallahassee Taillight 

This is a term used to describe any janky "repair" done to a taillight instead of just buying a new one. Examples include (but are not limited to) a piece of a plastic Folgers coffee tub, red duct tape, half of a solo cup, etc.

Wow did you see randys tallahassee taillight in his dodge pickup truck? I heard he got drunk off of a 30 pack of keystone light and backed into his neighbors trailer!

Tallahassee Taillight by Mc3smemedream June 30, 2017

tallahassee baptism 

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

tallahassee baptism by Melllifluous September 17, 2017

tallahassee titty twister 

Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder

F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister

tallahassee titty twister by Number bonds to 10 October 30, 2017