ts I knw 2b tru

This I know to be true

If u dnt lv me I cnt lv u ts I knw 2b tru.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂

a group chat filled with the most horniest, retarded and most racist str0kers 😂 (except 2 of us 💝 were nice little boys) c🤫nnor is the biggest hornball of them all and wop is the most racist 😂🔥

“have you heard of BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂 ?” “yeah bro theyre fucking retarded”

by glorygloe June 18, 2023

Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008

i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

ts;du

too stupid, didn't understand

a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. Usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. Coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.

has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.

Boy: i was in a bar fight last night, totally kicked his ass. I could totally whip your boyfriends ass
Girl: you're pretty confident for someone who's vertically challenged
Boy: really? thanks I guess

Grl: ts;du

guy1: I wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du

by Ali3Kat December 8, 2012

Ts pmo

Meanings:
This pisses me off 🥀

"William is such a femboy, ts pmo!"

by Ihatefemboys April 13, 2025

ts so gary

this meow meow so gary bowow nig nig bow bow boom boom bow nig boom pow shazam

"ts so gary bro like oh my god"

by nignig1215 April 28, 2025