ts I knw 2b tru

This I know to be true

If u dnt lv me I cnt lv u ts I knw 2b tru.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

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BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂

a group chat filled with the most horniest, retarded and most racist str0kers 😂 (except 2 of us 💝 were nice little boys) c🤫nnor is the biggest hornball of them all and wop is the most racist 😂🔥

“have you heard of BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂 ?” “yeah bro theyre fucking retarded”

by glorygloe June 18, 2023

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Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008

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i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

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ts;du

too stupid, didn't understand

a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. Usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. Coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.

has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.

Boy: i was in a bar fight last night, totally kicked his ass. I could totally whip your boyfriends ass
Girl: you're pretty confident for someone who's vertically challenged
Boy: really? thanks I guess

Grl: ts;du

guy1: I wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du

by Ali3Kat December 8, 2012

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