When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.
Colleague "Good Morning Robert"
Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).
Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).
by Stigerman June 25, 2009
Get the Morning Ragemug. by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016
Get the Morning Snorkelmug. you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015
Get the morning methanemug. A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
by idkwatmynameis October 27, 2011
Get the Morning Comamug. The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
by jubu April 17, 2011
Get the Morning Justinmug. The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.
Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."
by Leo Dante August 10, 2012
Get the morning afterburnmug. A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016
Get the Morning Salutemug.