Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.

Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.

by MistressZ August 1, 2018

emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.

My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...

by kforbs July 1, 2014

Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.

Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”

by Wolf February 29, 2004

Ostrich Sack

1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place

2) The obvious

1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack

2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!

by CalvinPalmer December 26, 2005

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008

ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight

He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!

by Lizzy and Yalex December 8, 2013