by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017
1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.
2. A ho.
2. A ho.
Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
by Radio Rental December 08, 2013
Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .
Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD
Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD
by Lady Mayonnaise The Third January 10, 2017
Too much of a good thing, not necessarily mayonnaise but anything that too much of just ruins the goodness of said thing.
Friend 1: I finally got those extra hours I've been asking my boss for.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: Yeah, but it's during my birthday Saturday and the game Sunday. I mean I'll take it but, damn.
Friend 2: Oh, hooked ya up like extra mayonnaise, huh?
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: Yeah, but it's during my birthday Saturday and the game Sunday. I mean I'll take it but, damn.
Friend 2: Oh, hooked ya up like extra mayonnaise, huh?
by tonibuloni September 15, 2011
(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.
Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003
another word for sperm
by Dani_O February 09, 2009