Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it

"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"

by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017

exotic mayonnaise

A white person who tried to claim they've got exciting foreign heritage.

Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .

Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD

by Lady Mayonnaise The Third January 10, 2017

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

extra mayonnaise

Too much of a good thing, not necessarily mayonnaise but anything that too much of just ruins the goodness of said thing.

Friend 1: I finally got those extra hours I've been asking my boss for.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: Yeah, but it's during my birthday Saturday and the game Sunday. I mean I'll take it but, damn.
Friend 2: Oh, hooked ya up like extra mayonnaise, huh?

by tonibuloni September 15, 2011

Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.

Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!

by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010

Love Mayonnaise

Semen.

I filled her kebab with my love mayonnaise

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 8, 2009