keg bashing

when you take the piss out of someone or do something to them.

keg bashing, if you pull someone's trousers down, 'hahaha he got keg bashed'

by tom raynor October 04, 2008

tap the keg

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 25, 2005

snow keg

The act of purchasing a keg of beer after learning that a university has canceled classes. Students gather to consume said beer, resulting in being wasted by the early afternoon. Typically practiced in colleges in the northeast, as snow tends to accumulate way too fuckin much out here.

Person 1: Yo nigga, did you hear we have a snow day?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, get your ass to my house and we'll get a snow keg!

by InceptionCat February 01, 2011

Pony Keg

A woman with a pertruding abdomin. The pony keg is the female equivalent of the male beer belly.

"She's not pregnant. its just a pony keg".

by irishtoddler July 16, 2009

Keg on Legs

Girl who loves to drink, usually short build, preferably of Polish heritage, sometimes likes to rap to Eazy-E and falls down alot (due to the beer). Good time girls, basically.

It wasn't fun until that Keg on Legs showed up!

by D Tracy August 23, 2005

Tap the keg

To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.

How to Tap the Keg and Master a Perfect Pour.

Let's tap the keg tonight and party.

by Timmington September 23, 2010

keg shell

The incorrect name of an empty keg as used by Laura O'neill.

"The keg is empty, now it's a keg shell."

by Johnny Piper November 02, 2007