corporate jive

The brand of speech that the leaders of the corporate world frequently use in long, useless meetings about having other meetings, especially with regard to project and staff performance. Key works in the corporate jive language include hyphenated adjectives describing people, such as "highly- efficient," "self-starter," "goal-oreinted," and "power-user;" and non-commital descriptions of business performance such as "moderately optimistic," "below projected outlook," and "downtrend."

Despite the downtrend in the economy that has shown our revenues to be below the projected outlook, Vassal Company remains moderately optimistic about performance in the next quarter due to the highly efficient staff we have retained.

by Aristophenes October 13, 2004

Hillside Jive

SWEET folk band with subtle traces of Bob Dylan fused with Irish heritage and facial hair.

RollingStone raves the Hillside Jive is the best coached bearded band in the area.

by jaydawg3000 January 9, 2010

jive honky

Derogatory term black people use for white people who seem to be speaking nonsense.

Racism isn't over. That jive honky doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Jive Honky July 12, 2014

Nigger Jives

Rap Music

I can't study for my final exam, the neighbor keeps blasting his nigger jives.

by Ranno! February 14, 2012

jive turkey

its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.

"That guy is such a jive turkey!"

by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003

Jive Ass

1. A complete dumbass that is dumber than a brick shithouse

2. A highly exaggerated story.

1. Dave was acting like a jive ass when he decided to rob a bank.
2. That is such a jive ass story.

by Blank Screen January 1, 2012

Nigger Jive

Bullshit.Talking trash.Shit talk.

That motherfucker is talking that Nigger Jive!

by DJ Nucite May 21, 2009