Being born against your consent.
by yes it's true July 3, 2022
Get the birth rapemug. Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
by Dextiu May 11, 2014
Get the birthing a loafmug. A reverse birth (also know as Baby Dildo), is the act of pleasing a stubborn, unpleaseable woman, by taking a newborn and sticking it back into the vagina, inevitably giving her an orgasm.
"Dude, that bitch? Nothin' was gettin' her off. So I gave her a nice baby dildo and she finally appreciated what I was doing for her."
"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."
"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."
by ladiesman23 October 15, 2009
Get the Reverse Birthmug. 
Not a good mother expects way to much she is not your mother or even part of your family to you she is a person who expects things from you but doesn’t care about you
Birth giver -
Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother”
Kid “You don’t act like one”
Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother”
Kid “You don’t act like one”
by YesYouAreARat May 14, 2020
Get the Birth givermug. The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.
That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.
by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022
Get the Ego Birthmug. When a ziplock bag is filled with booze, turned upside down, the corners are snipped off, and flipped over for two drinkers to suckle. Since you can't use your hands there is always a small melee being fought to control your teet and the probability of the drinkers soaking themselves and others is very high.
Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.
Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.
Rodd:"Aww shit, John just filled a ziplock with half a fifth of Jim Beam..."
Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"
Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"
Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"
Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"
Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"
Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"
by dr.zima April 15, 2007
Get the BIRTH OF ROMEmug.