Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 1, 2014

swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022

Swiss Miss

When you really need to take a piss, in reference to Sam O'nella's Swiss miss video where he called it:
" Swiss Miss, Instant Piss" in regards to the taste of only one packet.

Oh shit i gotta take a swiss miss.

by Riedisawesome December 30, 2016

Swiss Helicopter

When one puts penis in vagina or ass and spins them like a helicopter.

Hey Natasha want to take a spin we can do the swiss helicopter.

by Nigga with 16'' July 14, 2009

Swiss Cheese

A cheese well known for having holes. Just like most rappers.

Holey cheese! No seriously...

by Zach G. October 30, 2003

swiss swirl

as anal sex is occuring, the woman begins to shit as the man ejaculates on the shit when it exits the anus.

i gave that bitch a swiss swirl and then made her eat it for dessert.

by loadasauras rex February 26, 2009

Swiss Alps

A term used to describe when a man ejaculates all over a woman's breasts.

So, I pulled out and gave her the ol' Swiss Alps.

by Jon S. Fan January 7, 2008