Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it

Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.

by playas1234 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.

Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!

by milflover March 12, 2021

Super Straight

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.

He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021

Super Straight

A TRANS-PHOBIC "sexuality" in which a straight person is only attracted to people who stay with the gender they were born with. I will tell you now that this sexuality is not and never will be accepted in the LGBTQIA+ community as it is trans-phobic and stupid.

Person 1: I am super straight please accept me
Person 2: No, you are trans-phobic and that's not a sexuality

by ( 0-0 ) March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A person who is only intrested romantically and sexually in people of the opposite biological sex.

Kyler: So did you go out with Sophia?
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight

by Mokadelic March 10, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who can’t pull either biological or trans woman so they bash and seek attention from everyone to be “oppressed”. Being Super Straight was made by a group of neonazi’s in 4chan to hate and bash the trans community.

Mark: Hey man what’s your sexuality?
Jim: Im super straight it means i would date a trans man because he was born a girl biologically
Mark: Awesome
Jim: Yeah but no women or trans women

by 0Truth0 March 9, 2021