Subway Seat

Silly goofy gay character from the object show HFJONE! Voiced by TopHatTheHat.

Subway Seat: I don't understand that.

by Dandelogan August 28, 2022

Subpatomacite

A word used by residents of the State of Maryland to describe Virginians to their south. The word literally means below the Patomac, which is where Virginia is located.

It originated on r/Maryland as a reasoning for the border fence between Maryland and Virginia.

Gotta keep those subpatomacites out

by Atom596 September 11, 2022

Milwaukee Subway

AKA The Deep Tunnel, a massive underground system underneath Milwaukee Wisconsin where sewage and rainwater make its way to the wastewater plant.

My breakfast just took the Milwaukee Subway.

by That Lego on the floor May 31, 2017

Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

by nolandc September 12, 2019

subatomical

A word used in rare situations to make a person sound smart when said to an uneducated person. But it's a very risky word to use and can do the exact opposite if you're talking to someone who's actually got a brain.

Bob: The subatomical particles in this hamburger is astounding! I went to UC Harvard, so I'd know about these things.
Billy: *confused* ...yea, cool.
Henry: Bob, you're a fucking idiot.

by Rive N. eviR April 30, 2006

Subway Luck

Not having to wait for subways, for they always arrive as soon as you do.

Person #1: Make sure you leave 5 minutes early, just in case you have to wait for the subway.
Person #2: I'm going with Jimmy, his subway luck is legit.

by Thas what I thought June 25, 2009