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suburban loyalty

A term used to describe an individual who is only loyal if it benefits them or they are on good terms with the other party. Created by Danny Roberts
Danny: my friend snitched me out to the police so they wouldn't think he did anything

Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty
by D.R.333 August 7, 2019
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Suburban Thesaurus

A book of synonyms for people who live in between a city and a farm.
"Can I use the urban dictionary to look up a synonym for the word catastrophic?" "No, you're in between a city and a farm, and a dictionary is not used for synonyms. Use this Suburban Thesaurus."
by NittanyLionFan_:) December 7, 2020
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Suburban Warrior

A person from the suburbs who acts gangster. They act hard even though they grew up with 2 loving parents and a million dollar house. Usually this person acts tough online but gets bitched in real life.
Tired of all these suburban warriors saying slide for von
by YRGCummies September 6, 2021
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Suburban Speedball

A recreational drug combination that consists of 2 different kinds of pharmaceutical drugs that are often interchanged with eachother. Drug users will often use this combo as the "downer" can counter some of the negative effects they may experience from the "upper" for a more pleasant high.

1 or more pharma grade "downer" such as...

• Benzodiazepines - Xanax, Klonopin, Valium

• Opioids / Opiates - Hydromorphone, Codeine, Morphine, Percocet

• Hypnotics - Ambien, Zopiclone, Lunesta (uncommon)

Mixed with 1 or more other pharma grade "upper" (with some exceptions)

• Amphetamines - Adderall, Vyvanse, Dexedrine

• Misc Stimulants - Methylphenidate, Large dose Caffeine, Cocaine

The name Suburban Speedball comes from the combo being popular for middle class & affluent drug users. Possibly due to pills being easy for wealthy people to obtain or a sense that the combo is more safe because it doesn't involve "hard" drugs like Heroin, Crack or Meth.

Ironically, Suburban Speedballs may be more dangerous than a traditional Speedball. Mixing pills, especially more than 2 can have a list of potential side effects & even side effects that have never been seen or known how to be effectivley treated when lots of different drugs are combined.

It's highly advised to avoid this combo, there can be fatal consequences easily if your not extremely knowledgeable about pharmacology & dosing. Users should always practice harm reduction if this is ever attempted.
Zach - "Hey homie! I just got my Klonopin script and Jill hooked me up with a few of her adderall. Wanna come do a "Suburban Speedball" with me and come pop 2, 30mg addy XR, a 1mg Klonopin and smoke a blunt while we clean the entire house and maybe go shopping lol."

Sasha - "We are ruining our bodies, minds and personal live's... But yes come get me, we getting lit lol"

Zach - already here. Took adderall already. Hurry I'm boerd, we should steam clean every part of the car, *tweaker rants*
by Begotten April 20, 2022
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suburban force

a group of people on the net who help promoted bands if they get into street teams. if they do get into a street team they get a "swag" of promo goodies to give out to kids and people. Prizes are involved and you send in reports of what you've done.
Yay, I made it into the ASH street team on Suburban force!!!
by Margaret April 13, 2004
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Suburban Cowboy

A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.

* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.

* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).

* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
The suburban cowboy, Johnwaynus imitatus, is easily identified by its Reagan/Bush '84 trucker cap. Do not approach under any circumstance or it may attempt unsolicited discussion of gas prices or q anon.
by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022
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suburban boredom

a boredom of such extremes that you simply want to punch yourself to make things more interesting. like being in the suburbs
school today had me caught with suburban boredom
by suburban boredom March 14, 2009
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