by iamamazingandcool12345 March 26, 2012

Stuart Berryman is a person who is extremely fat and has no friends (except for the internetzzzzz). He thinks he is akoki butcher. He is not. When he does athletics he says "im doing athletics". This is also the same for maths. Except he cannot do maths, therefore he is a liar and this is why no one likes him.
Guy1: WOW what a stuart berryman
Guy2: yeh
stuart berryman: i love berries and i cant spell
stuart berryman sexy hoe
Guy2: yeh
stuart berryman: i love berries and i cant spell
stuart berryman sexy hoe
by the falcs December 15, 2008

Gilbert Stuart is a dirty ass old school,the principal with her ugly ass dresses and nasty ass rain boots,tall white ugly nigga with his loud ass always yelling at somebody to do sum, always making the same lunch which is that nasty ass pizza that’s not even cook correctly and the teachers are annoying asf 😂.
by Ewbbaja October 3, 2021

Blue haired stick boi. No eyeballs because of Pickle man (Murdoc Niccals), and jesus christ does this man have brain damage. For example, when he was like 10, he fell out of a tree and all of his hair fell out, and when it grew back, it was blue. Bam double whammy blue hair and brain damage. Then, he got hit in his left eye with a car because of Murdoc, therefor giving him one eightball fracture and putting him into a coma sort of state. Bam double whammy x2, one demon eye and more brain damage. After that Murdoc was sentenced to like 30,000 hours of community service (like almost 3 years), and caring for the poor blue haired stick boi for 10 hours a week. As you can probably tell that ended him up doing donuts in a parking lot and ultimately crashing into something and Stu literally flew out the front window and lost his other eye. Ow. Bam double whammy x3 combo, more brain damage and a new set of demon eyes.
ALSO 2D'S VOICE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER CHANGE MY MIND
ALSO 2D'S VOICE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER CHANGE MY MIND
by plum.flavored.milk January 19, 2020

by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021

by @hsiaisb4 November 22, 2021

To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.
Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.
Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.
Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.
Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
by MMBfromOz November 6, 2022
