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Stressorexia

It's a form of anorexia that you don't intentionally induce. It is a result of the people and things going on around you that cause a lack of appetite and result in a habit you did not necessarily intend on.
Today was so stressful, my stressorexia was in full fledge. I could not bare to eat nor did the thought of food cross my mind.
by confusiondecoded April 12, 2015
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Stressgasm

0. An experience as intense as an orgasm except very unpleasant. Typically induced by the recognition of bullshit coming from others such as bosses, annoying siblings or teachers that have it out for you. Tensing of the muscles and shouts cuss words and swinging fists are not uncommon.

1. A physical state characterized by rapid heart beat, massive pupils and the unrelenting inhalation of air into the lungs. Followed by the screaming of profanities at the top of your lungs. Often referred to as "going" rather than coming.

2. A stressgasm when a body can no longer contain how annoyed you are with your job, school, or significant other and your head explodes filling the room with half cooked brain matter and boiling hot blood.

3. The point in which a person experiences the highest amount of stress physiologically possible. Typically, from teacher that has it out for you in class.

4. The uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, and destroy the place where you are while urinating and defecating at the same time (Normally occurs at places of employment). Not to be confused with how you felt when your favorite football team got kicked out of the playoffs.
Jim's gf: "blah blah blah blah blah"
Jim: BOOM! (Head exploding from stressgasm).

Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "That's it stop doing it, I'm going, I'M GOING"
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "OH SHIT!! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
Bryan: *sigh* I haven't had a stressgasm that intense in years.
by BlackSpray June 13, 2015
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Stress over a mess

Having feelings for an ex-gf/bf who wasn't worth it
Chris: Joseph just broke up with his girl and hasn't eaten in days, I don't

want him to stress over a mess
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stress vaping

Vapes to much to fast burns out coils
Stress vaping a person who smokes to much
by Naveson November 24, 2018
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stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again
"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"
by fretl December 1, 2019
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Strasse

Die Strasse is a common german phrase that means "street". In Bosnia it is used to define the highschool German teacher that is weird, unusual, small, old, but yet loyal and good in heart.
"That is a weird lady man"
"Well, it is Strasse, we are used to it"
by aleksaizdaleka June 1, 2020
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Stressmonster101

Stress is a cute and wholesome minecraft youtuber who plays on the SMP Hermitcraft. She collabs with Iskall85 the most! Her name is shortened to Stress.
"Hallo Stress(Stressmonster101)!
by Raven Ravioli September 20, 2020
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