Sterling

The most dumb and stupid person ever to walk this earth. But e is very kind to those around him and tries to be a good person but fails at times. Even though he has many flaws he is liked by a lot of people

Sterling is a cool guy but very dumb in his choices

by Graysterfry1 February 22, 2019

Sterling

A psychopath child that’s in your classroom and tries to stab you with safety scissors.

Sterling is planting the bomb

by Guy guy guy December 12, 2019

Sterling

A guy who only talks about memes and doesn't respect women.

Girl: Oh, no, Sterling's walking over here.

Sterling: S'up?
Girl: Internal Screaming

by kindatiredofthisshit February 14, 2017

Sterling, Connecticut

is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-

by ashmagash143 August 6, 2011

Sterling

A person that sucks and has no SWAG at all. The total opposite of Noelan.

“Wow that person is a total Sterling.”
“Yeah I know right? They have zero SWAG.”

by Noelandsland December 2, 2020

MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.

MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed

by Friendswood high school for ki April 14, 2022

Sterl

celibate, probably from a local corruption of "sterile" (heard in Jacksonville, FL, 1989)

Do you have a girlfriend? (on a negative response): "Must be sterl!"

by John Edgar Boston February 23, 2024