by Barry love Rock and Roll June 01, 2014
1)
- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.
2)
- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.
3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.
**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.
2)
- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.
3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.
**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
1)
- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"
2)
An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".
3)
George W. Bush
- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"
2)
An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".
3)
George W. Bush
by Ali. P October 04, 2006
To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.
by johndoe01026 July 15, 2015
by BigDNash January 24, 2019
Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021
When a relationship between a male and female becomes intimate and the female is told to “turn around”. The male stands up on the edge of the bed and proceeds to lay pipe in doggystyle while standing. It is widely known as the best sex position. RUFF RUFF 🐶
Did you do standing doggy on her last night?
by Sigma Fart September 09, 2023