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Squirting

Squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.
Make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female ejaculate called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.
by Gz-TeRRoR January 5, 2008
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Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.
I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.
by the code 3 club May 1, 2015
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Squirling

verb- When a males partner takes their nuts into the mouth and then pushes one into each cheek, may also be called chipmonking.
Sue looked awesome squirling during sex, and it did the trick for Jack as well.
by JozefB October 25, 2019
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dick squishing

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 14, 2010
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Squirting

The act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink Squirt.
Did you see those girls squirting in there? I wonder if they have any more of those?

My girlfriend was totally squirting last night. She said she was giving up soda for Lent, but I guess not.
by BadBoyAl March 2, 2010
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squirting

when a GREAT tasting love juice is produced and squirts out of her pussy and surrounds her vagina mud flaps with a wet slippery SAUCE. when she has an orgasm and she makes the females drink it and stick it in their mouths and the other one licks around in the newly explored VAGINA!!
my girl got all up in my mouth and she made me slurp up her little squirting session but i loved it
by whorey woman January 9, 2008
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Squirmish

A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.
Did you hear those two going off at each other across the table? I just don't want to get involved in these squirmishes.
by KeithMyArthe September 26, 2009
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