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squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016
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Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.
You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable
by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022
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squidward on a chair

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.
Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.
by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018
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Squidward.Avi

A very messed up video, widely beleived as a creepypasta, where Squidward commits suicide in a very horrific and realistic way, then pictures to a pile of dead bodies. All in extremely high quality.
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by Miimaster July 27, 2010
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Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”
by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020
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Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
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Squidward Dab

The most epic event to ever take place in the history of mankind. Everyone's favorite childhood grouch Squidward was standing on a parade float when out of nowhere he hits the audience with a dab then spins around and is on his way to dab on some other fools.
Did you see that squidward dab video?

Yes, that shit was tight.
by B3ASTMOD369 December 5, 2019
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