spoon 

My best friend Alana's brother.

Yo, Alana is your brother Spoon home.

spoon by ummihavenoclue January 29, 2004

spoon 

someone stupid, bendy and shiny. The only thing this person is worthy of doing is to feed you.

that person is such a spoon. They just ate their own head.

spoon by spoon hole November 23, 2003

Spoon 

A nicer word but with the same meaning as 'fuck'

Spoon You!!
Spoon Me!!
Spoon this shit!!

Spoon by Lexy October 18, 2003

Spoon 

A bowl used to smoke dank marijuana buds, usually glass, and a spoon shape, inside out spoon, double blown,many diff types, ...good hitting bowl

Yo, pack up some nuggs in my glass spoon bowl, and we can start a lil puff puff give, you drop it ,...im fucking your world up

Spoon by Dank BUdz November 2, 2003

Spoon 

A person who is so extremely stupid you want to kick them repeatedly in the balls.

Argh will you shut up you spoon!

Spoon by Raymondulous December 28, 2005

Spoon 

To spill or drop - often used in relation to the spilling of marijuana.

Dangerous Dave: The weeds on the table man, don't spoon it.
Scary Sam proceeds to knock the weed all over the floor...
Dangerous Dave: Naaaaaaaaaah man you spooned it....shit....man...fucks sake...

Spoon by benthebest July 4, 2007

spoon 

An insult towards a simpleton (dumbass)

Oh My god, you such a spoon, what were you thinking

spoon by harry bowen December 31, 2007