splazed

a heightend level of intoxication beyond just being blazed. usually involves alcohol. similar to being twisted, crunk, blitzed, or yammered.

yo i'm diesss splazed off that Jack and those Ls. grab me a yeungy.

by HuckFinn08 March 10, 2009

Splice song

Music made from sound clips from movies tv and commercials. Generally sources that are not supposed to be musical are used, takes words and/or syllables and makes music with them. Most songs from the artist Pogo, aka Fagottron on youtube, fit this description. Also Rap Chop and Jam Wow by DJ Steve Porter are spliced songs

Dude I'm listening to Pogo's newest splice song, it's Scrumdiddlyumptious!

by Deadite August 7, 2009

Splice

Splice: To be given head from a female

Guy: I was with this girl last night and she spliced me
Guy 2: Dude i just got spliced by my girlfriend

by JackJarrad January 21, 2009

spliced

this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means NOTHING. it is UNDEFINED, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.

"splice it the fuck up"
"i am so spliced"
"spliced % undefined"

by Senor DeHou May 13, 2005

Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.

N/A (you don't wanna know)

by Winemister June 29, 2003

spizehldic

a alcoholic chick who sucks cock&spits cum for beer money

dawg lets go over to 122nd st. to get a spizehldic bitch before we go home

by keldog July 3, 2003

spliztozlnarded

being RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY stoned!!!!!!!!!!!

dude im so spliztozlnarded right now!!!!

by captain Dik-Dik February 22, 2009