One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
by _finest January 8, 2018

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

by ilikevagvagvagkurtandmitch May 23, 2010

The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.
by Silent J and Tdols November 3, 2010

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

Its for all of those who bow down to the one true gods, GWAR, those who do not listen to Splatter metal, are fuckin RE-RE's and will parish in the wake of RAGNAROK
by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006

by Brandon S. April 15, 2006
