Spastic

the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.

person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”

by soton menace November 22, 2021

Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake

“Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”

by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021

Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me

“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly, what a spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”

by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021

Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me

“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly what as spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”

by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021

Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.

Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021

Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.

Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021